SHITTY FEELINGS
Shit. A piece of it. A big one. I just feel like a big piece of shit. I am down with cold and cough and mild feverish feeling (not sure whether it is really fever or just the trailer). I float when I walk. Had a coupon of 5 rupees with me to surf Internet. Floated here and writing this blog just to see how the blog comes when one is not fully in elements. The results have not yet come. The engineering services results will come in April (reliable sources in Jia sarai say) and Civil services mains results will come anytime next week. Meanwhile, my roomy went home. He was ill. I guess he passed the virus to me while moving his ass out. Now the virus colony is thriving inside me. Making me dizzy. I see other fellows floating on road. Many are ill. It seems it is viral season in Delhi. Don't know but it is sure one for Jia sarai. If one person gets virus here, it won't take much time to spread to everyone. The lanes and houses are designed that way. Perfectly optimized to spread the micro-organisms.
Read the complete budget speech by PC today morning. Economic times had covered it. I feel it is a better paper than 'the biased Hindu'. I got hooked to ET around two months back. Now, I get a better perspectives of things. I always thought future trading of commodities is bad for people till I read ET. For sure, Power is Knowledge. And yes, ET sprinkles a lot of semi nude photos at all odd places in newspaper making it really spicy. In comparison, the Hindu gives photo of only Paul Krugman in the center page, not too sexy to look at as the first thing in morning. And he blabbers all about America's problems, their taxes, their living standards, their presidential choices, their feelings, their toilet paper costs etc. Who cares!!! We are in India. But anyway, coverage of international affairs is better in 'the Hindu' except for the fact that their international affair starts and ends with Fidel Castro. Even if Fidel farts, it is news for Hindu. "Fidel feels better today", "Fidel's latest video released", these can well be headlines. For other papers, Fidel doesn't exist. I am waiting for a day when I would read "Fidel farts louder than yesterday". Let's see, I hope Hindu won't let me down. And this should happen fast as Fidel has very few days on earth. He is already very old you know. Well about these stuffs sometime later but yes, ET reading is fun. Economy is fun with these fellas. Times group knows how to entertain, though they may be bad at informing.
OK, now i feel better. Blogging is like a tonic. I feel as light as a happy stomach after a mighty burp or the lower intestine after a stinky fart. Whatever!! Will go out and have a gingery chai. These fellows add ginger copiously into tea and though i hate it at other times, it is good when one is in my condition. The fellow in front of me (on the other side of comp) is digging his nose. Rhinothilexomaniac you know. Common problem in India. Many are addicted. Now he is checking his genitals. Scratched it. Gee, he got up. Going out. Went. Saala chutiya.
Anyway, time to move now....don't know what i have written..have to come when in senses and edit...posting it for the time being....excuse for typos and grammos.
tiru
2 comments:
dude tiru! this is awsome. first person in the IAS fraternity that i've heard calling Hindu biased! phew, a relief! the last time i tried to tell someone this, they turned around and accused me of hating Hindu cos its "pro poor" and anti-bourgeosie and hence that i must be a bourgeosie to say such a thing!!!
U very pertinently missed out Hindu's obssession with Jyoti Basu's teeth. There was a 3 times larger photo of his (than Krugman) informing the ignorant of what a brave man he is, at the dentist's chair of course! Full description, including the exact time his root canal treatment took! seriously, I still cant believe a NEWSPAPER printed it. How happy the "poor" must be to "read" of Basu's valour!
Even when I first heard that "The Hindu" is biased, I didn't really liked it.
But as time passes, I understand that they have 'pro-leftist' attitude (even I wrote an email to their editor-in-chief and readers editor about this).
I would like to include one more name in their favorite leaders and it is Mr. Cho Guvera (may be wrongly spelt) who was a kind like Fidel and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
Probably no other newspaper writes about Cho Guvera after his death as early as 1970s decade.
God help "The Hindu" newspaper for being biased. As more and more 'Civil Services aspirant' rely on it like a holy book!!
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